Tag Archive: Christopher Walken
The Skull Island Times > Christopher Walken
H. Seitz
November 6, 2017
Divine Advice
Anthony Rapp, Christopher Walken, House of Cards, Jesus, Kaiser Soze, Kevin Spacey, Satan, Twelve Apostles, Usual Suspects
Dear DA, Unless you live under a rock, you’re aware of the dark and hypocritical forces against me. I find it extremely unfair that a guy (me) who plays the President on TV is held accountable for alleged sexual assault, while the actual President of the United States has basically been given a free pass just because he continues to do awful things now, while I only maybe did this one awful but understandable thing a long time ago. I was drunk, and I’ve been drunk a lot of days in between then and now. I’m drunk right now. And I’m gay. Some people would say that being drunk and gay isn’t an excuse, but I say that they are. When people are drunk, they do stupid things, like hit on 14 year old boys who look older than 14. Remember those girls in junior high school who looked like…
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RK Galaga
August 20, 2016
Movies and Television, Reviews
Autobot, Christopher Walken, Cy-Kill, Decepticon, Gobots, Guardians, Katie Perry, Leader-1, Michael Cera, Napster, One Crazy Summer, Renegades, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Scooter, The Bounty Hunter, Transformers
Gobots were Transformers knock-offs which you got for your birthday when people were too cheap to by you Transformers. They were silly toys, and they inspired an even more preposterous cartoon. Fortunately, the new live-action movie doesn’t contain a single bit of animation, CGI or otherwise. Director Philip Seymour Hoffman once again defies expectations with his insistence on using people in foam costumes to play the rolls of shape-shifting robots. Yes, it is people in costumes even when they are in vehicle form. Even when other people are riding inside the vehicles. Retired professional wrestler Ricky ‘The Dragon” Steamboat makes his big-screen debut starring as the cleverly named Leader-1, leader of the Guardians (Gobot version of Autobots). For people who were fans of his work inside the squared circle, this performance will knock your slippers off. Who would have thought Steamboat could bring the house down with impeccable comic timing…
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