Do I Live in a Bad Neighborhood The Skull Island Times > Quizzes & Surveys > Do I Live in a Bad Neighborhood Ryan Klemek January 6, 2019 0 1. If I need a police officer: (1) No problem, there’s a cop on every corner (2) The police show up within 10 minutes (3) We turn on the Bat Signal None 2. My neighborhood is famous because: (1) Benjamin Franklin used to drink at the local bar (2) An NBA player or a rapper grew up here (3) Derek Jeter used to play baseball here None 3. It’s difficult to sleep sometimes because: (1) The trains are too loud (2) I can hear too many airplanes (3) Too much screaming None 4. The best deal in my neighborhood is: (1) Unlimited Bloody Marys with brunch on Sunday (2) The $3 bacon egg and cheese on a roll (3) 75 cent cans of Coca Cola None 5. On my way home at night, I see: (1) People jogging (2) People urinating (3) Abandoned buildings None 6. Friends visiting me always comment on: (1) No Starbucks (2) The graffitti (3) The feral cats None 7. On New Year’s Eve, I hear: (1) Fireworks in the distance (2) Loud music (3) Gunfire None 8. I buy groceries at: (1) Boutique delis (2) Whole Foods (3) The 99 cent store None 9. My building has: (1) Too many fruit flies (2) Too many rats and roaches (3) Too many mysterious bum puddles None 10. The local park has: (1) A dog park (2) Benches with strategic armrests to prevent homeless people from sleeping (3) An abandoned couch None Time's up Author Recent Posts Ryan KlemekRyan Klemek is a staff editor and writer at the Skull Island Times. He also paints book cover illustrations for RK Galaga. Latest posts by Ryan Klemek (see all) Divine Advice For Matt Damon 38 - May 15, 2022 Divine Advice for Sean Penn - April 7, 2022 Game Review: Duck Duck Goose - February 27, 2022 Share this post: ← Previous post Leave a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Δ