If,Then The Skull Island Times > Quizzes & Surveys > If,Then Ryan Klemek December 1, 2018 0 1. If I need a police officer: (1) No problem, there’s a cop on every corner (2) The police show up within 10 minutes (3) We turn on the Bat Signal 2. My neighborhood is famous because: (1) Benjamin Franklin used to drink at the local bar (2) An NBA player or a rapper grew up here (3) Derek Jeter used to play baseball here 3. It’s difficult to sleep sometimes because: (1) The trains are too loud (2) I can hear too many airplanes (3) Too much screaming 4. The best deal in my neighborhood is: (1) Unlimited Bloody Marys with brunch on Sunday (2) The $3 bacon egg and cheese on a roll (3) 75 cent cans of Coca Cola 5. On my way home at night, I see: (1) People jogging (2) People urinating (3) Abandoned buildings 6. Friends visiting me always comment on: (1) No Starbucks (2) The graffitti (3) The feral cats Author Recent Posts Ryan KlemekRyan Klemek is a staff editor and writer at the Skull Island Times. He also paints book cover illustrations for RK Galaga. Latest posts by Ryan Klemek (see all) Divine Advice for Evander Kane - October 24, 2021 Divine Advice for Gavin Newsom - August 30, 2021 Divine Advice For Robosexual - September 10, 2018 Share this post: Next post → Leave a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Notify me of new posts by email.