Who Are You? Take Our Quiz And Find Out? The Skull Island Times > Lifestyles > Who Are You? Take Our Quiz And Find Out? H. Seitz December 1, 2018 0 Lifestyles 1. If you wear shorts and a whistle to work every morning, then: (1) You also teach social studies. (2) You’re on your way to the dog park. (3) You’re the highest paid faculty member of the University of Alabama. 2. If you sleep on a twin-sized bed, then: (1) You’re a young child. (2) You’re in the army. (3) You’re suicidally lonely. 3. If you urinate to mark your territory, then: (1) You’re a tiger. (2) You’re a lion. (3) You’re the President of the United State of America 4. If you own a spitoon, then: (1) You’re an old-timey cowboy. (2) You’re the curator of a museum. (3) You’re single. 5. If you brag about your SAT scores, then: (1) You’re excited about going to college. (2) You want people to know that you’re only working as a barista temporarily. (3) You’re Sarah Palin--and no, getting 400 points for spelling your name correctly doesn’t mean that most people can’t. 6. If you cry when you drop your ice cream cone, then: (1) You’re a toddler. (2) You’re a middle-aged Japanese businessman who just kickstarted your midlife crisis. (3) You’re the President of the United States of America. About Latest Posts H. SeitzH. Seitz is the author of the Sci-fi novella "Iron Manimal" and a contributing writer at The Skull Island Times. Latest posts by H. Seitz (see all) Divine Advice For Katy Perry - December 10, 2018 Horoscopes for 12.7.18 - December 7, 2018 Superhunks for the 80’s: Tom Cruise - December 6, 2018 Share this post: ← Previous post Next post → Leave a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.